From the PO'BMC Monitor and Wrestling Times. With permission.

Eagerly awaited next month is the London debut of young PO'BMC import, ldt, who transferred from her old club, Aardvark, for a fee rumoured to be in seven figures.

"She's got blistering speed," opined coach 'Awkward' Skinner, "and she's a lovely little mover – fluent, economical, devious. Poetry in motion. We are currently working hard together on honing her end-game skills - she's shown a lot of promise there already."

Fans of the learned art, will want to see more than promise from the new PO'BMC sensation. They are entitled to question if, with all her undoubted end-game abilities, and the hoopla surrounding her transfer, she will be found, in the end, wanting in the necessary viciousness.